bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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My childhood is over.
WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS RUINED MY LIFE FUCK EVERYTHING
who ever did this is a sick sick person
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exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
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i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
I laughed for five minutes.
amazingphil-found-your-blog-and:
that must be why there’s a panic at the disco
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Looks like Cousin It’s pet pony.
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Can’t you see what they’re doing?
this is one of the most beautiful drawings i saw in my life
“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
This is such an accurate description of adulthood.
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
